Magnetars need a new naming convention
Something this mind-bogglingly awe inspiring deserves an epic name. Seriously, these must be among the boss mobs in our real life universe. Something only 12 miles in diameter, whirling perhaps hundreds of times a minute, whizzing through space at phenomenal speeds, pulsing death and destruction at everything in its path, destroying every misgbegotten atom that should get in its way, should absolutely have a name. Something that would make even Crom tremble.
What to name something that gloriously devastating? Hrm.